Ingredients
        Lubuntu 14.04.5 32bit (LTS) (Trusty)
        VirtualBox v5.1.12
        Vbox GuestAdditions v5.0.30
        
        Recipe
        Create a VM with the following features:
         - 1x CPU (PAE must be enabled)
         - 2GB RAM
         - 32GB HDD
         - 16MB Video RAM
         - No 2D/3D Acceleration
         - No Paravirtualisation
         - No mini toolbar in full screen mode
        
        Install Lubuntu:
         - Boot up VM with the “Trusty” ISO image attached.
         - Install to HDD, and get updates during install.
         - Do not get 3rd Party drivers/apps (they are not needed).
         - Reboot, and remove the “Trusty” ISO.
         - Let the software updater update...
         - Reboot again, just to be sure.
        
        Tweak the VM Features:
         - Increase the Video RAM to the maximum 128MB.
        
        Install Guest Additions:
         - Insert the GuestAdditions v5.0.30 ISO image.
         - Open a terminal session in the ISO root.
         - Execute the following commands…
             sudo apt-get install dkms
             sudo ./VBoxLinuxAdditions.run
         - reboot
        
        
        Optional Stuff…
        
        Install Oracle Java 8 (currently v1.8.0_111):
         - Open a terminal session.
         - Execute the following commands…
             sudo apt-add-repository ppa:webupd8team/java
             sudo apt-get update
             sudo apt-get install oracle-java8-installer
         - reboot
        
        Lubuntu Fix:
         - Monitor Settings: 1024/768 resolution - apply, then save.
           This appears to kick start full-screen auto-resize!